when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends
10 favorite actress - Scarlett Johansson
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
what would you do if you were home alone and you heard something upstairs so you went to look and someone jumped out and scared you half to death and then it turned out it was your favourite musician, would you be mad at them or not
OK MOST PERFECT ONE YET
#he can’t even bring himself to say that loki is a bad guy #NO ONE HAS LOKI FEELS LIKE TOM HIDDLESTON